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animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS.
WHERE WOULD WE GO, LUKE? WHAT WOULD WE EAT?
ANYWHERE WE WANT, MY LOVE, AND ANYTHING WE CAN CATCH OR FIND IN DUMPSTERS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE SECURITY BUT YOU HAVE SHACKLES. YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVED BUT YOU ARE A TOY FOR OTHERS’ AMUSEMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU FREEDOM. TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL SET THE WORLD AFLAME.
I DON’T KNOW, LUKE. YOU’RE JUST TOO DAMNED HANDSOME TO TRUST.
I CAN’T HELP THAT, ALICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY. THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW IS OPEN. DON’T PACK A BAG. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS.

WHERE WOULD WE GO, LUKE? WHAT WOULD WE EAT?

ANYWHERE WE WANT, MY LOVE, AND ANYTHING WE CAN CATCH OR FIND IN DUMPSTERS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE SECURITY BUT YOU HAVE SHACKLES. YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVED BUT YOU ARE A TOY FOR OTHERS’ AMUSEMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU FREEDOM. TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL SET THE WORLD AFLAME.

I DON’T KNOW, LUKE. YOU’RE JUST TOO DAMNED HANDSOME TO TRUST.

I CAN’T HELP THAT, ALICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY. THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW IS OPEN. DON’T PACK A BAG. 

(via cardboardantlers)

— 2 days ago with 3223 notes
#nature  #animal  #humor  #racoon  #cat 
janemai:

in middle school a teacher told me i was vary smurt and that i could become a surgeon if i wanted and i would go very fari am unemployed and i make dick jokes on the internet i sure showed her 

janemai:

in middle school a teacher told me i was vary smurt and that i could become a surgeon if i wanted and i would go very far

i am unemployed and i make dick jokes on the internet i sure showed her 

— 2 weeks ago with 145 notes
#humor  #illustration  #comic 
idontlikealexachung:

Maybe if he did more people would  BeLiEVEE****

idontlikealexachung:

Maybe if he did more people would  BeLiEVEE****

(Source: dinkelburg, via tuesdayblouse)

— 2 weeks ago with 4172 notes
#simpsons  #ralph  #humor 

punkwiththestutter:

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

(via undetermined)

— 2 weeks ago with 7871 notes
#humor  #language 
torayot:

rapcat:

fuzzybagels:

maid0fmind:

fuckyeahashes:

fucking jesus

i want it to sit on me
right on my lap

fat cats i love fat anythings

FAT ANIMALS YESSS

almost looks like a manul! awww!

torayot:

rapcat:

fuzzybagels:

maid0fmind:

fuckyeahashes:

fucking jesus

i want it to sit on me

right on my lap

fat cats i love fat anythings

FAT ANIMALS YESSS

almost looks like a manul! awww!

(Source: caturday)

— 3 weeks ago with 27004 notes
#humor  #FAT  #cat 

popcornmassacre:

changstan:

scuse you i know for a fact that his shirt is really spiffy

so no one is gonna mention the hat

(Source: changstanarchive, via dannybrito)

— 3 weeks ago with 21872 notes
#humor  #arthur 

animentalcosplayer:

kamidoodles:

vakarrus:

missiletotheface:

alexandergaskank:

baxtersaurus:

UM EXCUSE U

aHEM

AHEM

No Kusco doesn’t belong here he’s a Disney princess

No Kusco doesn’t belong here he’s a Disney princess

dead.

(via torayot)

— 1 month ago with 100501 notes
#disney  #humor