December 2008
welcome to the new year
realrealsoft:
haven’t you ever wanted to extract each tooth, crush them into a fine powder and rub the dust all over your arms? do you feel the urge to remove your stomach and lay it on a coffeetable at a party, sifting through the contents and making sure the acid does not burn your hands?
haven’t you ever wanted to be hit in the jaw so hard that the pain just disappears and it explodes;...
Somewhat freaky: 2% or 98% of Population?
callmecash:
lickystickypicky:
Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them …. really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).
THINK of a number from 1 to 10 MULTIPLY that number by 9 If the number is a 2-digit number, ADD the...
10 Flimsy Paranoramal Hoaxes Everyone Bought Into →
homecoming:
1. Amityville
Ronald DeFeo, Jr. shocked the sleepy New York town of Amityville in 1974 by brutally murdering his entire family in their sleep. But the next residents, the Lutz family, made the town infamous by fleeing ten days, 28-days, or a month later (depending on who you ask), claiming that evil spirits had driven them out. A bestselling book, string of movies, and interviews...
Sara's Imaginary Band Names 2008
the sickening thud is a fucking awesome band name
saramcpherson:
At jhnbrssndn’s request, here are the band names I posted this year:
The Argyle Retaliation Squad
Pulsating, Gelatinous, and Refrigerator-Sized
Whores & S’mores
Fanny Pack Death Squad
Asterisks and Ampersands
The Significant Others
The Sickening Thud
Pentagrams & Popsicles
Sequins & Suicide
Quoi Le Fuck?
...
Anybody have music lyrics I can turn into...
thenightdances:
michaelmcgee:
Procrastinatin’ like a bitch right now.
“bitches ain’t shit” or “i was born a unicorn” from i was born a unicorn by the unicorns.
take me to the riot by stars has some good lyrics
magic,when people ask, that’s what i tell them, you are magic
crushes:
boy,
you make my head ache with wonder - but i won’t take any aspirin. i don’t want this to stop.
— other boy
Zooey actually engaged to a much cooler rocker →
oh my goodness kooky and beautiful -both of them! their children will resemble napolean dynamite but be the coolest kids in school….i need his glasses..
callmecash:
(via antikris)
Give me your hand. I may not lead you into forever, but I will lead you into...
– William F Payne (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma) (via lovebot) (via skysignal) (via lanz-angel)